I stumbled upon the strangest Craigslist ad this morning:

I am looking for a sweet bass guitar, something that Flea would totally slapfight, and matching bass amp. I pay in a delivery service through which, every Wednesday night for a year, you will receive a dozen assorted Krispy Kreme donuts- or just the glazed if you like to keep it old school. Negotiable, but serious inquiries only.

And just in case you were having trouble comprehending the deal, here’s a little visualization that was included with the listing:

See the listing: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/msg/274281728.html